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Tuesday 16th June 2009

AFRICAN ROYAL TERN dipped at Morfa Bychan, Gwynedd

I received a call from 'Mr Belvide' on Monday night.  His first words to me were "Is your arse twitching?"  "WHAT!?!" I replied.  I hadn't looked at my pager all afternoon or evening so it was a complete shock when Steve announced that there was an AFRICAN ROYAL TERN in Wales.  I hastily arranged to take Tuesday off as holiday.  Amazingly another ASBO Birder - Steve 'Four-leafed Clover' Richards was currently on holiday in Porthmadog!  Not surprisingly a phone call was received shortly afterwards from him to say that he and his missus were currently watching the bird roosting on the beach at Black Rock Sands.  Jammy bleeder!

The alarm was set for 1.15am, Steve Nuttall was picked up from Wolverhampton at 2.30am and shortly after 5.00am we were lined up at Black Rock Sands ourselves.  Unsurprisingly there was no sign of the bird as it would have been pushed off by the incoming tide during the early hours of the morning.  Hopefully though it was fishing somewhere in Cardigan Bay, fingers were crossed.  As we scanned the ocean, hundreds upon hundreds of Manx Shearwaters showed well streaming past.  A nice surprise was an adult pale phase Pomarine Skua harrassing Gulls offshore.  In addition there were around 6 Sandwich Terns, 2 Little Terns and numerous Northen Gannets having an early morning feed in the Bay.

Steve Nuttall scanning the Cambrian coastline for 'Royalty' at Black Rock Sands, Gwynedd

Fact of the Day: 8 of 10 birders prefer silver vehicles in which to twitch.  

As the tide went out the bird sightings started to dry up with just an pale phase Arctic Skua heading down the estuary and a group of 6 Red-breasted Mergansers milling around offshore.  It was at this stage that we decided to change locations.  The AFRICAN ROYAL TERN had been reported briefly at a place called Abersoch around 15 miles further west during the previous two days.  We had nothing to lose so we decided to give it a go. 

AFRICAN ROYAL TERN dipped at Abersoch, Gwynedd

The picturesque former fishing village of Abersoch, Gwynedd. 

We arrived at Abersoch just after 11.00am and it was here that we stayed until 6.30pm.  Needless to say there was still no sign of the AFRICAN ROYAL TERN anywhere along the Lyn peninsula during this time.  This location was , in fact there was no sign of anything much except a Peregrine drifting over.  In order to occupy ourselves we went from enjoying scoped views of a frolicking pair of young lesbians on the beach to twitching fish species on the incoming tide.... Oh yes we were that desperate!

A Selection of Mischevious Photos..... apologies to those involved but I was beginning to get rather bored.... hopefully you'll see the humourous side!

Steve Nuttall enjoys a crafty 'power nap'.  If you look carefully you may detect a slight 'tenting' of his Crag Hopper slacks!  Was it the prospect of an AFRICAN ROYAL TERN dropping in or was it the hot, girl-on-girl action that he'd just witnessed that gave him the 'laziest of lob-ons'?

Times have been very difficult for Brian Harvey since the split of his 90's boy-band East 17.  This photo was taken shortly after he physically assaulted a star-struck, young birder who was guilty of nothing more than enquiring how he'd managed to run himself over a few years ago.  Hopefully Brian's new hobby of twitching will cure him of his anger issues and in the process slow down the visible signs of premature aging. 

This young bird-spotter was that concerned about missing a fly-through AFRICAN ROYAL TERN that she opted to 'crimp one off' into a child's bucket rather than risk a quick trip to the toilet.

AFRICAN ROYAL TERN dipped (again) at Morfa Bychan, Gwynedd

After the fun of Abersoch, as well as the sun-stroke and the dehydration we decided to finish off the day back at Black Rock Sands.  Would the bird come in to roost at this site like it did yesterday evening?  Would it b*llocks!  We left the area as the sun went down and I arrived home safely (thanks to vast quantities of Red Bull) at around 11.40pm.  Despite the lack of MEGA rarity I had still enjoyed the day out in the sunshine.... it certainly beats slaving away in a sweaty office in Birmingham.

The 'Lean Mean Silver Twitching Machine' roosting on Black Rock Sands with the Snowdonia National Park in the distance.

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Thursday 18 June 2009 - Birding in Lesbos!

Posted by Anonymous
Argh! You can't mention frolicking young lesbians without a photo. Rule 1 Rule 1!!!

Arch Responds: Even I have a certain degree of scruples pal. It would have been pretty distasteful of me to post a picture of 2 x vivacious, young 'melon farmers' eating their respective portions of 'hairy pie'. :o)

Edited by ArchieArcher69 on Thursday 18 June 2009 at 6:28 AM
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Thursday 18 June 2009 - The Hairy Magnet

Posted by The Moore-hen
Tut tut Mr Archer I can't believe you and 'Mr Belvide' didn't manage to get a shot (or 100) of two young ladies 'eating from the bushy bowl'! I can safely say that Steve would have saved a copy in his vast collection of non-aviform based photos and carefully renamed the folder as 'Tits' to avoild detection by the missus! He wouldn't miss a golden chance to 'shake coconuts from the veiny love tree' on those days when nothing is happening at the 'Pond of Dreams'!

Arch Responds: Despite 'Mr Belvide' urging me to snap the 'money shots', I declined based on the grounds of artistic integrity. Anyway, they weren't actually taking part in any 'carpet munching' really, they were just having a stroll hand-in-hand, pausing on occasions for a long, lingering kiss and a cuddle.... it was quite romantic and very moving actually.

Edited by ArchieArcher69 on Thursday 18 June 2009 at 8:21 AM
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Thursday 18 June 2009 - Ugly!

Posted by Anonymous
A bit off topic but has someone hit your car with an ugly-stick. Skodi innit?

Welsh gays? I thought there was only one in the village.

Arch Responds: Good spot Mr Clarkson it's a quality Czech built Skoda. Indeed it's ugly but with an air of grinding efficiency about it.... reminiscent of a Jose Mourinho managed football team.

Edited by ArchieArcher69 on Thursday 18 June 2009 at 2:23 PM
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Friday 19 June 2009 - One Good Tern....

Posted by Phil Woollen
Sorry you missed it Archie. I can confirm Mr Richards was there with his missus and celebrated the occasion with a can of Stella. I'll do my best to relocate the Tern for you on the Wirral when the terns start congregating in a few months................

Arch Responds: That'd be swell Phil & well done on relocating it at Black Rock, I reckon Steve owes you a few tins of 'wife beater' for your efforts in finding it 5 minutes from where he was staying. :o)

Edited by ArchieArcher69 on Saturday 20 June 2009 at 5:28 AM
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Aye up folks! My name is Adam 'Archie' Archer, a birder from the West Midlands of England where the birds maybe slightly sh*te but the birders are among the best in the World. This is simply a blog about my birding experiences from my beloved Isles of Great Britain. I have been fortunate to see many great birding spectacles from Unst at the highest tip of Shetland to pelagic trips off the coast of the Isles of Scilly. I have also included sightings from around my home in North Warwickshire and my local patch Alvecote Pools a Site of Special Scientific Interest that straddles the Warwickshire & Staffordshire borders. Birding is a great hobby.... so please relax, smile & enjoy it. WARNING: SOME CONTENT MAY OFFEND! PLEASE NOTE THAT ANY COMMENTS LEFT ON THIS BLOG ARE NOT NECESSARILY THE VIEWS OF MY GOODSELF.... SO THERE!

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