Mad AZ Monk

Nemesis Birds

My repeated failure to see Franklin's Gulls this spring (or ever), despite their being easily seen in abundance by others just hours previously, has prompted a discussion at the Northern Arizona Audubon site about the Nemesis Bird.

The Nemesis Bird is one that ought to be found in season, in a variety of locations, or a well-known, staked-out location. But you never see it. And all your friends do (when you're not around, of course). It's reported elsewhere nearby, you start to drive absurd distances to chase it down (I logged at least 100 miles yesterday pursuing the gulls), and you hear a lot of, "That's strange. It was just here an hour ago."

At the Audubon site, we're resorting to explanations that seem rational, including demonic influence and punishment for ill behavior in previous lives.

In the Eastern U.S., I had two birds like this: Pine Warbler and Mississippi Kite. Still haven't seen either of them. It's to the point where I have a fear response when I see sightings of them posted.

For my friend John, it's Red-breasted Sapsucker. He's whiffed on it in three states. For Tom, it was Green Kingfisher. Not sure what torments him now.

And you? You know you have one. Tell us which one it is in the comments below, and what futile lengths you've gone to in order to see it. Come on, you'll feel better.